just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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