marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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