Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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