This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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