Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do herpes really smell.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
sex on a bike is impossible
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