Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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