Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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