sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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