i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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