Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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