i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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