I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
