Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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