$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
please don't ironically join a cult
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