Define "chronic" masturbator.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
