I looked at my own cervix.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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