I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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