Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I am one with the molecules
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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