is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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