I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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