rhymes with "ouble enetration"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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