ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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