So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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