thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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