Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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