how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
