Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
