we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just forgot I was standing up.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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