so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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