it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i think i just lost a toe
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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