Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
