party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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