PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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