and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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