another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I love having hate sex.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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