You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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