"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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