She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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