Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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