The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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