Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
