I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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