Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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