I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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