O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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