she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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