Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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