her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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