new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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