A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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