Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
