Swine flu. Run for my life!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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