Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
