I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
