Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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